“二(🆓)战”时(🐽)期(qī )，盟(📒)军要实施安(ān )奇奥(🕋)登陆计划，迫(🕰)于对一(🍥)门(mén )叫安奇奥(🆖)大(🥈)炮的超级武器的忌惮(dàn )，要(yào )派两个(gè )精(👋)锐特(🎲)工去摧毁(🏇)这门大炮(pào )，结果(🐿)两(liǎng )个(gè )(🔸)傻(shǎ )逼被派了(🛍)去(qù )，最后经过一连串搞(🛹)笑(xiào )(🚉)事件，阴差阳(yáng )错的(de )最后完成了(✖)任(rèn )务(wù )。　　片段(duàn )一：德国人在(📎)北非布置(zhì )(🥁)了一个陷阱(⏯)，准备了一幅假的防(🌊)御(yù )工(🥎)事地图让这二个(gè )(✋)士兵(bīng )带回去(🤸)。他们却(què )阴差(chà )阳(yáng )错(cuò )(⛓)的拿(⏰)走了真的地图，最终赢得了战(zhàn )役。　　片(piàn )段(🚴)二：他们化装(👣)成(chéng )管(guǎn )道(🈁)工潜入(💹)德军在意大利的(💍)司(sī )令部(🦇)，给(gěi )他(➡)们卫生(🌹)间的管道修得(dé )乱七(qī )(💅)八糟(🚶)，把将军(💯)淋了个落(luò )(🙎)汤(💿)鸡。将军去换衣(yī )服，拉开抽屉发现一套新的(💸)军服，于是洗头洗脸准备换上新军服的(de )(🔫)时候闭着眼把脸盆里的脏水(👛)倒进抽屉(tì )里(📤)了（柜(🔪)子旁边有(yǒu )一(yī )个废水桶(❓)）。那个(gè )(💑)将军是最主要的(🏸)一个配(pèi )角，很有意思(sī )。到影片结束(shù )(🈂)前1分钟，都没(méi )有一(yī )句台词。最后(hòu )说了一句(jù )“谢谢”。　　片段三(⛎)：(🏖)德军有一门超级大炮俯视着联军将要(♈)登(dēng )陆的(de )(😄)海滩。这二个士兵(bīng )居(jū )然化(huà )装成(chéng )希(xī )特勒和随从，去(🦄)视察大炮，把大炮炸(🧔)掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time